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This comfy cloak keeps a hacker warm as they hack it out in their mom's basement. The easy-on hood makes concealing a hack-star's identity super easy. The roomy pockets were designed smartly to accommodate a handful of cheese-poofs or mom's cellophane sandwiches.  

$25.00

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If life is going good, the ole inbox is empty, & you want to spice things up at work, then click away on these luncheon meat treats. Our spam is made from all-natural stolen identities, 100% vegan viruses, and non-GMO ransomware. No wonder so many people roll the dice and go in for a nibble.

$1.00/can

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Back by popular demand, this is our phinest collection of phishing lures. You'll be sure to get hooked on the latest phishing scams. Not attached to your social security number? Need to air out your credit card number? These lures can help you phind your way! 

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